Monday, February 06, 2006

How Did This One Pass Me By?

This case must have had them rolling in the aisles.

According to the report, a man's ex-lover invited him over to 'rekindle the relationship', waited until he was asleep, then glued his penis to his stomach, his testicle to his leg and his bum cheeks together. Then when he woke up he found himself drenched in nail polish.

She was convicted of assault, but her defence was that it was all part of the normal, and agreed, sexual activity between the parties.

The money quote:

"Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair."

Deary me.

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